http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/en-UKMokoFeed10http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/f0/e650fc26062bc94552eeddf0af9603_160x200.jpghttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/28/want_some_money~1167727/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-09-28:/2006/09/28/want_some_money~1167727/Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:07:15 +0200 <p>This is in continuation of my imaginary question series......Imagine that you are walking on the road and you suddenly find a 100$ note fallen on the road. What among the below would you do?</p> <p>(a) You would pick the 500$ note and spend it on yourself.<br> (b) You would pick the 500$ note and give it to your friend who is very well off financially.<br> (c) You would leave the 500$ note as and where it is thinking that someone else is going to pick it up.</p> <p> AND WHY?</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/28/want_some_money~1167727/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>moneymoralslifehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/28/want_some_money~1167727/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/plz_read_this_and_pass_the_message_on~1164739/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-09-27:/2006/09/27/plz_read_this_and_pass_the_message_on~1164739/Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:01:02 +0200 <p>Just Read........<br> Its really touching.................<br> I was about to cry when i saw this mail sent to me by a cousin.....<br> so please understand the message.<br> plz.. see this blog.. and dnt drive after drinking...she was just like any other girl,loving and sweet and one incident changed her life....In December 1999 Jacqueline traveled in a car whichwas hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds.After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Not everyone who gets hit with a car dies.The doctors are still working on Jacqueline, whose body was covered with 60% severe burnings.Just check the pictures below for urself,and see the effects of reckless behaviour....Please pass this message to as many people as you can to make them aware of the consequences of drunken driving.</p> <p>This young lady was recently on Oprah and what a loving, forgiving young woman she is ! An amazing story of what she has suffered and will bear the rest of her life. Please share this with your friends and especially your teenagers who are driving.<br> <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848446"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/446/848446_c202c1d733_m.jpeg" alt="Attachment64188" title="Attachment64188" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848447"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/447/848447_ec632d160e_m.jpeg" alt="at1" title="at1" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848448"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/448/848448_6de2e8ca99_m.jpeg" alt="at2" title="at2" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848449"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/449/848449_d596813588_m.jpeg" alt="at 3" title="at 3" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848450"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/450/848450_1710313b8c_m.jpeg" alt="at4" title="at4" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848451"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/451/848451_a18dbe0d60_m.jpeg" alt="at5" title="at5" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848452"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/452/848452_30b73492d4_m.jpeg" alt="at6" title="at6" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=848453"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/453/848453_fdad733040_m.jpeg" alt="at7" title="at7" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/plz_read_this_and_pass_the_message_on~1164739/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>drivingdeathlifesufferinghttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/plz_read_this_and_pass_the_message_on~1164739/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/can_anyone_answer_me~1164234/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-09-27:/2006/09/27/can_anyone_answer_me~1164234/Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:47:26 +0200 <p>OK Friends just imagine god appears in front of you one day and tells you that you could lead the life of the people mentioned below exactly as they have led. You cannot add on and also not do anything that they have done. In short you would lead the life exactly as these personalities have done. Which of these personalities would you choose?</p> <p>(a) Osama Bin Laden<br> (b) George W Bush<br> (c) Saddam Hussain</p> <p> AND WHY?</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/can_anyone_answer_me~1164234/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>psychologylifehumourfunhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/can_anyone_answer_me~1164234/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/interesting_questions~1161305/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-09-26:/2006/09/26/interesting_questions~1161305/Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:39:33 +0200 <p>here are some intresting questions,which my friend passed onto me,wonder what the answers would be.....<br> # Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?<br> # If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?<br> #If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?<br> # If your parents didn't have children, are your chances good that you won't either.<br> #Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?<br> #Can blind people see their dreams?<br> #If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?<br> #If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br> #Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?<br> #If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?<br> #If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?<br> #Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? </p> <p>ANY ANSWERS......... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/interesting_questions~1161305/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>stupidityquestionsintelligencehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/interesting_questions~1161305/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/25/can_i_analyze_u~1157690/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-09-25:/2006/09/25/can_i_analyze_u~1157690/Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:18:36 +0200 <p>A month or so back i had created a personality assesment test,i called it hassans test.....the test as a whole contains 17 questions ,but since its too long i had to divide it.Basically these questions try placining u in an imaginary situation and check ur responses to it,now here's a sample of a few questions...if someone takes the trouble of answering it,may be i could try analyzing him/her....</p> <p>1. Imagine that you are walking on the road and you suddenly find a 500 rupee note fallen on the road. What among the below would you do?</p> <p>(a) You would pick the 500 $ note and spend it on yourself.<br> (b) You would pick the 500 $ note and give it to your friend who is very well off financially.<br> (c) You would leave the 500$ note as and where it is thinking that someone else is going to pick it up</p> <p> WHY?</p> <p>2. Imagine that you are invisible for a day. What among these would you prefer doing?</p> <p>(a) Rob someone<br> (b) Attack someone physically(may be your enemy)<br> (c) Fulfill your fantasies(sexual)</p> <p> WHY?</p> <p>10. Imagine that you have just one more day to live in this world. What among these would you prefer doing on that final day?</p> <p>(a) Spend the whole day on prayers.<br> (b) Spend the whole day helping the poor and the needy.<br> (c) Spend the whole day fulfilling your unfulfilled fantasies.</p> <p> WHY?</p> <p>11. Imagine that you have been married for 4-5 years. Suddenly one day you realize that your husband/wife has been having an extra marital affair. What would you do then?</p> <p>(a) Divorce your partner.<br> (b) Counsel your partner to forget the affair and hope to live happily together again.<br> (c) You would want to be a married couple for the society but would not bother with what your partner is doing. </p> <p> WHY</p> <p>17. Imagine that you are employed in a handloom firm and your monthly salary happens to be Rs 10000. But according to company rules, if an employee works for 1 hour extra every working day, he/she would get additional Rs 4000. And if an employee works an extra one hour, 14 days a month he/she would get additional Rs 2000. What would you do as an employee?</p> <p>(a) Work for that extra 1 hour everyday and take home Rs 4000.<br> (b) Work for that extra 1 hour 14 days a month and take home Rs<br> 2000<br> (c) Would be content with the salary you are getting.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/25/can_i_analyze_u~1157690/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>personalitymind-readingpsychologyhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/09/25/can_i_analyze_u~1157690/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/27/condoms_what_would_happen_when_other_pro~1073082/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-27:/2006/08/27/condoms_what_would_happen_when_other_pro~1073082/Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:51:09 +0200 <p>since i am a student of advertising, i have always been amused by the punchlines given for products.I was jus workin on an idea yesterday when something funny struck me,what if all these products with thier own punchlines and tags start endorsing condoms..I immediately worked on a few through photoshop....and here are a funny few...and ahh indians would understand it better bcoz these are basically puchlines given by indian advertisers....<br> <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779130"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/130/779130_4c16f2cd50_m.jpeg" alt="nokia" title="nokia" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779131"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/131/779131_fb53b16588_m.jpeg" alt="panama" title="panama" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779132"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/132/779132_2bb7e1ef07_m.jpeg" alt="siemens" title="siemens" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779133"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/133/779133_3c9d9cec18_m.jpeg" alt="amul" title="amul" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779134"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/134/779134_7c0cd88e04_m.jpeg" alt="coco cola" title="coco cola" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779135"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/135/779135_5a513ea09f_m.jpeg" alt="mrf" title="mrf" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779136"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/136/779136_6fe59e3aa8_m.jpeg" alt="onida" title="onida" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779137"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/137/779137_b6bdf381bc_m.jpeg" alt="philiphs" title="philiphs" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779138"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/138/779138_ee477d96f4_m.jpeg" alt="thumps up" title="thumps up" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=779139"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/139/779139_c9ca822b1e_m.jpeg" alt="polo" title="polo" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/27/condoms_what_would_happen_when_other_pro~1073082/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>photoshophumourphotographylifehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/27/condoms_what_would_happen_when_other_pro~1073082/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/27/poor_men_no_one_care_4_us~1072722/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-27:/2006/08/27/poor_men_no_one_care_4_us~1072722/Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:37:27 +0200 <p>Thought 1 #</p> <p>When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.</p> <p>When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.</p> <p>When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?</p> <p>------------------------------------------------------------------------<br> ---</p> <p># Thought 2 #</p> <p>The average man's life consists of:</p> <p>Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,</p> <p>Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.</p> <p>------------------------------------------------------------------------<br> -------------</p> <p># Thought 3 #</p> <p>A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."</p> <p>The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.</p> <p>He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.</p> <p>Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."</p> <p>The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.</p> <p>The man asked. "Who are you?"</p> <p>"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.</p> <p>"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"</p> <p>--------------------------------------------------------</p> <p># Thought 4 #</p> <p>Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.</p> <p>They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.</p> <p>Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride.</p> <p>The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.</p> <p>So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,</p> <p>"My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."</p> <p>The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/27/poor_men_no_one_care_4_us~1072722/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lovelifebloghumourhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/27/poor_men_no_one_care_4_us~1072722/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/reason_why_students_fail_in_exam~1071035/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-26:/2006/08/26/reason_why_students_fail_in_exam~1071035/Sat, 26 Aug 2006 15:03:34 +0200 <p>well urs truly rishan,has done a research as to why so many students fail in the exams,and here are the findings......<br> It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY<br> has 365' days.<br> Typical academic year for a student:<br> 1.Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.<br> 2.Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.<br> 3.8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.<br> 4.1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.<br> 5.2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing<br> properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.<br> 6.1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.<br> 7.Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.<br> 8.Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.<br> 9.For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.<br> 10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.<br> 11. That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish<br> How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!<br> Balance = 0</p> <p><strong>"Then h ow can a student pass ??"</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/reason_why_students_fail_in_exam~1071035/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>funhumourlifestudyblogginghttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/reason_why_students_fail_in_exam~1071035/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/whats_been_ur_most_embarrasing_moment_he~1070819/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-26:/2006/08/26/whats_been_ur_most_embarrasing_moment_he~1070819/Sat, 26 Aug 2006 13:23:01 +0200 <p>ok let me tell u whats been my most embarrasing moment...this was when i was about 10..And then i had this sleepwalking problem. one night a few of our relatives stayed back at home....and as usual i woke up and had to go pee. but then i was very sleepy so i was as blind as a bat. I stumbled to where I thought was the bathroom, but instead I traveled to the room where a few of my aunts were sleeping and i pissed on one of them. my aunt woke me up,fuming.i had peed on her head u c! my god from then on everytime i pee i double check...so this has been my most embarrsing moment although there have been others as well...so plz do let me know of urs as well </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/whats_been_ur_most_embarrasing_moment_he~1070819/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifefunjokeshumourembarassmenthttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/whats_been_ur_most_embarrasing_moment_he~1070819/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/jokes_that_i_want_to_share~1070577/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-26:/2006/08/26/jokes_that_i_want_to_share~1070577/Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:37:23 +0200 <p>HERE ARE SOME JOKES THAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH MY FELLOW BLOGGERS WHICH I HAVE HEARD OVER THE YEARS..</p> <p>SAMBOO is buying a TV.<br> Do you have color TVs?<br> Sure.<br> Give me a green one, please</p> <p>SAMBOO calls british airways.<br> How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?<br> Just a sec, says the rep.</p> <p>Thank you, says SAMBOO and hangs up.</p> <p>SAMBOO was filling up an application form for a job.<br> He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.<br> Then he came to the column "Salary Expected"<br> He was not sure as to what to be filled there.<br> After much thought he wrote: Yes</p> <p>girl friend tells SAMBOO: "come home evening, nobody there".<br> But when he went her home evening, nobody was there.</p> <p>What will SAMBOO do after taking photocopies ?<br> He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!</p> <p>What will SAMBOO do if he wants an additional white sheet of<br> paper?<br> (he already has one and he wants one more..)<br> He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!</p> <p>Why did 18 INDIANS go together to an adult movie?<br> Because below 18 was not allowed.<br> How do you measure SAMBOO'S intelligence?<br> Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear<br> What do you do when SAMBOO throws a hand grenade at you?<br> Pull the pin and throw it back.<br> How do you make SAMBOO laugh on Saturday?<br> Tell him a joke on WednesdaY<br> What is SAMBOO doing when he holds his hands tightly over his<br> ears?<br> Trying to hold on to a thought.<br> Why does SAMBOO work seven days a week?<br> So you don't have to re-train him on Monday.<br> How did SAMBOO try to kill the bird?<br> He threw it off a cliff.</p> <p>Why does SAMBOO always smile during lightning storms?<br> HE thinks his picture is being taken.</p> <p>Why does SAMBOO have TGIF written on their shoes?<br> Toes Go In First.<br> How can you tell when SAMBOO sends you a fax?<br> It has a stamp on it.<br> Why can't SAMBOO dial 911?<br> HE cannot find the eleven on the phone</p> <p>SAMBOO goes into a store and sees a shiny object.<br> He asks the clerk,<br> What is that shiny object?<br> The clerk replies,<br> That is a thermos flask.<br> SAMBOO then asks,<br> What does it do?<br> The clerk responds,<br> It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.<br> SAMBOO says,<br> I'll take it!<br> next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.<br> His boss sees him and asks,<br> What is that shiny object with you?<br> He said, It's a thermos flask.<br> The boss then says,<br> What does it do?<br> He replies,<br> It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.<br> The boss said,<br> Wow, what do you have in it?<br> SAMBOO replies,<br> 2cups of coffee and a coke. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/jokes_that_i_want_to_share~1070577/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>jokelovelifefunhumourhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/jokes_that_i_want_to_share~1070577/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/media_is_it_a_gain_or_a_pain~1070533/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-26:/2006/08/26/media_is_it_a_gain_or_a_pain~1070533/Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:17:00 +0200 <p>It is not debatable that the influence of media is gaining day by day.what with developing countries like india itself having more than 100 dedicated news channels.Yes there is bound to be competition with such surge in news media.every news channel wants to have a better television rating point (TRP) ,than the other...fair enough,thats acceptable.But to go to any extent to increase viewership,that isnt acceptable.This certainly needs some introspection.<br> In the past few weeks,therehave been several instances where the media have gone hay wire..a very good point in case is the the recent incident of a 6 year boy named prince falling into a 60 deep feet pit,yes this happening certainly demands sympathy as well as empathy, but for all news channels to telecast the rescue efforts for 60hours nonstop is ridiculous.. Come on there are certainly more important things effecting the world..there are issues of poverty,unemployment,terrorism,racism,war etc etc dooming large over the world...<br> But instead of finding solutions and throwing light on these ,what our media is harping upon are the celebrities.there surely are many journalists making their living upon these celebrities.Are we become so celebrity obsessed that the media faithfully enlightens us with the what these celebrities eat,drink,wear,who they sleep with etc...wow, we certainly will acheive salvation with such knowledge.Yes entertainment is certainly important but at what cost.</p> <p>To add to all the woes are the "trial by media",where one is convicted even before he is tried...by who no one else than our own great media....whatever happened to the saying "one is innocent until proved guilty" </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/media_is_it_a_gain_or_a_pain~1070533/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>blogmedialifepoliticswritinghttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/26/media_is_it_a_gain_or_a_pain~1070533/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/whats_wrong_with_english~1065630/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-24:/2006/08/24/whats_wrong_with_english~1065630/Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:12:13 +0200 <p> At this day and age whatever happened to traditional english which is slowly loosing its loyalists...yes everyones been guilty of using slangs while conversing and with the advent of mobiles the use of slangs has gone upto unbelievable proportions,add to it the shoertening of words..for ex nuthn for nothing...uff it makes for difficult reading...i am not blamin anyone, this many say is the requirement of the day.if this is the case i am very sure my children(thatwould be 15-20 years later)would have an option of choosing between traditional engish,slangs,sms english etc..</p> <p>The other day i was conversing with my 13year old cousin,and he thought me something know as symbol english,i.e communicating with the use of symbols and words...and i must say i was in absolute splits.....below i am giving a few examples...Just Check This Out!!!<br> <strong>MAN<br> 1. ------------<br> BOARD<br> Ans. = man overboard</p> <p>stand<br> 2. ------------<br> i<br> Ans. = I understand</p> <p>3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/<br> Ans. = reading between the lines</p> <p>4. r<br> road<br> a<br> d<br> Ans. = cross road</p> <p>5. cycle<br> cycle<br> cycle<br> Ans. = tricycle<br> 0<br> 6. ------------<br> M.D.<br> Ph.D.</p> <p>Ans. = two degrees below zero</p> <p>knee<br> 7. ------------<br> light</p> <p>Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)</p> <p>ground<br> 8. ---------------<br> feet feet feet feet feet feet</p> <p>Ans. = six feet underground</p> <p>9. he's / himself</p> <p>Ans. = he's by himself</p> <p>10. ecnalg<br> Ans. = backward glance</p> <p>11. death ..... life<br> Ans. = life after death</p> <p>12. THINK<br> Ans. think big !!</p> <p>And the last one is really great ..</p> <p>13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....<br> Ans. long time no 'C' (see)<br> </strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/whats_wrong_with_english~1065630/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>artfunlifeblogenglishlovehumourjokehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/whats_wrong_with_english~1065630/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/forget_slang_its_now_english_with_symbol~1064916/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-24:/2006/08/24/forget_slang_its_now_english_with_symbol~1064916/Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:19:22 +0200 <p>At this day and age whatever happened to traditional english which is slowly loosing its loyalists...yes everyones been guilty of using slangs while conversing and with the advent of mobiles the use of slangs has gone upto unbelievable proportions,add to it the shoertening of words..for ex nuthn for nothing...uff it makes for difficult reading...i am not blamin anyone, this many say is the requirement of the day.if this is the case i am very sure my children(thatwould be 15-20 years later)would have an option of choosing between traditional engish,slangs,sms english etc..</p> <p>The other day i was conversing with my 13year old cousin,and he thought me something know as symbol english,i.e communicating with the use of symbols and words...and i must say i was in absolute splits.....below i am giving a few examples...Just Check This Out!!!<br> MAN<br> 1. ------------<br> BOARD<br> Ans. = man overboard</p> <p> stand<br> 2. ------------<br> i<br> Ans. = I understand</p> <p>3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/<br> Ans. = reading between the lines</p> <p>4. r<br> road<br> a<br> d<br> Ans. = cross road</p> <p>5. cycle<br> cycle<br> cycle<br> Ans. = tricycle<br> 0<br> 6. ------------<br> M.D.<br> Ph.D.</p> <p>Ans. = two degrees below zero</p> <p> knee<br> 7. ------------<br> light</p> <p>Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)</p> <p> ground<br> 8. ---------------<br> feet feet feet feet feet feet</p> <p>Ans. = six feet underground</p> <p>9. he's / himself</p> <p>Ans. = he's by himself</p> <p>10. ecnalg<br> Ans. = backward glance</p> <p>11. death ..... life<br> Ans. = life after death</p> <p>12. THINK<br> Ans. think big !!</p> <p>And the last one is really great ..</p> <p>13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....<br> Ans. long time no 'C' (see) </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/forget_slang_its_now_english_with_symbol~1064916/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>blogartfunsexenglishlifejokeslovehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/forget_slang_its_now_english_with_symbol~1064916/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/help_your_skin~1064381/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-24:/2006/08/24/help_your_skin~1064381/Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:29:14 +0200 <p>purely from personal experience,one the best ways i feel that u can let let ur skin feel fresh,rejuvinated and glowing is to go on long walks early in the morning...the air and breeze during the early hours have something special in them....u instantly start feeling nice.its helps get back ur true complexion and walking offcourse helps circulate ur blood...jus try it out and see the results for urself....<br> drinkin lots of water helps ur body keep clean....and for those who are not prone to cold can try lime juice first thing in the morning....<br> its better using baby soaps instead of the normal ones....people with oily skin, can use a bit of suger with baby soap and wash face in the morning...<br> eating lots of greens,vegetables, fruits and milkshakes provide u protiens and vitamins which inturn gives u glowing comlexion...<br> talkin of my routine...i wake up by arnd 4:40 am and read my prayers for about half an hour and then go for a long walk for abt 45mnts and then go gymming for abt 1 1/2hours....i return home by arnd 8.30 and leave for college by 9.30...i am back home by 5.00 and the rest of the time i spend with my absolutely adorable family</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/help_your_skin~1064381/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lovelifefitnessgood-looksbeautydiethealthhandsomehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/help_your_skin~1064381/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/english_with_and_without_puctuations_a_s~1064360/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-24:/2006/08/24/english_with_and_without_puctuations_a_s~1064360/Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:11:55 +0200 <p> An English professor wrote the words:<br> "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it Correctly.<br> All of the males in the class wrote:<br> "A woman, without her man, is nothing."<br> All the females in the class wrote:<br> "A woman: without her, man is nothing."</p> <p><strong>Punctuation is powerful</strong></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/english_with_and_without_puctuations_a_s~1064360/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>jokesblogwritelifeenglishhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/24/english_with_and_without_puctuations_a_s~1064360/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/women_are_nt_affordable_this_1_z_amazing~1062704/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-23:/2006/08/23/women_are_nt_affordable_this_1_z_amazing~1062704/Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:35:07 +0200 <p>jus check this pic out and c the bride<br> <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=770522"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/522/770522_d0499d1768_m.jpeg" alt="golden women" title="golden women" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/women_are_nt_affordable_this_1_z_amazing~1062704/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>loveartfunlifehumourphotohttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/women_are_nt_affordable_this_1_z_amazing~1062704/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/beware_of_moms~1062581/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-23:/2006/08/23/beware_of_moms~1062581/Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:48:47 +0200 <p>Let me jus share with u all fellow bloggers an intrestin story i heard a few years back....<br> Mom comes to visit her son mark for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate jenny.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty mark's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between mark and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, mark volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, jenny and I are just roommates."<br> About a week later, jenny came to mark saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote :<br> Dear Mother:<br> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br> Love, mark</p> <p>Several days later, mark received an email from his Mother which read:<br> Dear Son:<br> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with jenny, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with jenny. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver jar by now.<br> Love, Mom.<br> MORAL OF THE STORY:<br> <strong>NEVER LIE TO UR MOMS MY FRIENDS</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/beware_of_moms~1062581/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lovelifefunsonhumourmothersexhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/beware_of_moms~1062581/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/makin_love_at_work_then_report_2_boss~1062438/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-23:/2006/08/23/makin_love_at_work_then_report_2_boss~1062438/Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:58:33 +0200 <p>i jus read a very intrstin article in one of the newspapers...accordin 2 it,a uk studied showed that employers r forcing "love contracts" upon employees...according to the contract the employee must confess to the boss if he is been havin an affair with a coemployee...this they say is to gaurd against jealousy and favouratism and to avoid fallout if couples break up....<br> well the way i see i feel the employer wants to have all the honey's.....what say </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/makin_love_at_work_then_report_2_boss~1062438/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>healthblogbestfriendslifeworkmusicartboringdietfunofficpainfunnyeducationbookbeautyhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/makin_love_at_work_then_report_2_boss~1062438/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/men_are_better_friends~1061991/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-23:/2006/08/23/men_are_better_friends~1061991/Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:38:30 +0200 <p>let me share a joke with u all....</p> <p><strong><u>Women</u>:</strong><br> A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.<br> The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.</p> <p><strong><u>Men:</u></strong><br> A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.<br> So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!</p> <p><strong>conclusion:</strong><br> Men are better friends </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/men_are_better_friends~1061991/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>husbandjokeslifewifelovesexhumourwomenhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/men_are_better_friends~1061991/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/how_to_recruit_the_right_person_for_the_~1061976/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-23:/2006/08/23/how_to_recruit_the_right_person_for_the_~1061976/Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:33:11 +0200 <p>FOR ALL those entreprenuers and HR executives,urs truly rishan has created an unique method for recruitment...here it comes</p> <p>Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with and open window.<br> Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.<br> Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.<br> If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.<br> If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing.<br> If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.<br> If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.<br> If they are throwing the bricks at each other.Put them in operations.<br> If they are sleeping.Put them in security.<br> If they have broken the bricks into pieces.Put them in information technology.<br> If they are sitting idle Put them in human resources.<br> If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.<br> If they have already left forthe day.Put them in marketing.<br> If they are staring out of thewindow.Put them on strategic planning.<br> And then last but not least.If they are talking to each other and not a single brickhas been moved.<br> Congratulate them and put them in top management.</p> <p>WELL WHICH CATEGORY WOULD U FALL INTO?</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/how_to_recruit_the_right_person_for_the_~1061976/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>humourlifeloveartcareerworkfunhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/how_to_recruit_the_right_person_for_the_~1061976/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/acid_attacker_gets_life_imprisonment~1061883/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-23:/2006/08/23/acid_attacker_gets_life_imprisonment~1061883/Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:01:55 +0200 <p>it can be said to be one of first of such kinds,atleast in bangalore....<br> one mr.joseph has been imprisoned till life for attackin a girl with acids....its quite a common practice for lovelorn men to stalk the one they love or r infactuated with,but some who cant bear rejection go to the extent of throwing acids on the very girl they were crazy about....there reasonin quite often is if she cant b loved by me,then she cant b by anyone else....<br> well in this case,the victim happened to be on miss haseena who as a result of the attack has gone blind and undergone multiple injuries...she has lost her job and add to it the mental trauma she has undergone..just imagine there might be how many women like haseena all through out the world....kudos to such harsh punishment....policy of an eye to an eye sometimes does really work.... </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/acid_attacker_gets_life_imprisonment~1061883/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>funwomenbookbesteducationdietfriendshealthworkmusicfunnyblogpainlifeartbeautyhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/23/acid_attacker_gets_life_imprisonment~1061883/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/its_bush_israel_vs_lebanon~1060147/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-22:/2006/08/22/its_bush_israel_vs_lebanon~1060147/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 17:04:42 +0200 <p>According to The Gaurdain the US government was closely involved in planning the Israeli campaign in Lebanon, even before Hizbullah seized two Israeli soldiers in a cross border raids in July. American and Israeli officials met in the spring, discussing plans on how to tackle Hizbullah, according to a report published The Gaurdian.<br> Its investigative reporter seymour hersh writes that Israeli government officials travelled to the US in May to share plans for attacking Hizbullah.<br> Well how worse and disgracefull can it get than this.....one of the worlds superpower stooping to this level....shame on Mr.Bush...if u ask me he is the biggest terrorist in the world.....whats next in his line...iran,korea,syria.....well i cant predict whats runnin on his mind,whether he wants petroleum supremacy or the destruction of muslim nations....<br> on the other hand bush's flag-weaver had this to say:<br> “If it is to stop, it has to stop by undoing how it started. And it started with the kidnap of Israeli soldiers and the bombardment of northern Israel. If we want this to stop, that has to stop.”<br> well this is what i say for that:<br> “If it is to stop, it has to stop by undoing how it started. And it started with the USA support of Taliban during Russian inavasion, it started with the US attack on Afghanistan and Iraq, it started with the anti-muslim policy of USA and UK…and the list is endless.If we want this to stop, that has to stop.” </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/its_bush_israel_vs_lebanon~1060147/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lebanonusattackbushwarpeacemiddle-eastukamericahttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/its_bush_israel_vs_lebanon~1060147/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/crisis_in_cricket~1059980/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-22:/2006/08/22/crisis_in_cricket~1059980/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 16:09:30 +0200 <p>another crisis loomin large over the cricketin world....but only this time much bigger than ever....therz a fear of cricket being divided over racial lines,one which involves the asian playing countries and the other the so called fair skinned nations...<br> well let me explain what exactly happened at oval in england,on the fourt day of the final test btwn eng and pakistan,the pak team were comfortably placed to win the match although they had already lost the series...england needed 30 odd runs to make pak play again with jus 6 wkts in hand.Then suddenly a few minutes before tea the ever controversial australian umpire asks for the ball which was being used,after scanning it liker a scanner he accused pak of tampering the ball,in short he accused pak of cheating and awarded eng 5 runs as penalty....this enraged the pak team whose relations with hair has always been in shambles...<br> then what did pak do,they refused to take the field after tea which i must say was nothin short of childish behaviour...it reminded me of my childhood when i used to take the bat and go home when i got out....<br> who is to blame for the present void,well its a mixture of everyone from hair,who must have been more rational rather than actin like a tyrant....inzamam who must have learnt to protest at the right avenues and the ICC who must have foreseen this coming,with pak complaining abt hair prior to the series...<br> well what r the solutions then, as far as i see it,the only way out is for all parties sitting together and trashin it out and comin to a compromise..otherwise this great game of cricket is danger.and i must say serious danger </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/crisis_in_cricket~1059980/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>englandsportumpirecricketpakistanhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/crisis_in_cricket~1059980/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/my_tips_for_skin_rejuvination~1059815/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-22:/2006/08/22/my_tips_for_skin_rejuvination~1059815/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 15:10:08 +0200 <p>purely from personal experience,one the best ways i feel that u can let let ur skin feel fresh,rejuvinated and glowing is to go on long walks early in the morning...the air and breeze during the early hours have something special in them....u instantly start feeling nice.its helps get back ur true complexion and walking offcourse helps circulate ur blood...jus try it out and see the results for urself....</p> <p>drinkin lots of water helps ur body keep clean....and for those who are not prone to cold can try lime juice first thing in the morning....</p> <p>its better using baby soaps instead of the normal ones....people with oily skin, can use a bit of suger with baby soap and wash face in the morning...<br> eating lots of greens,vegetables, fruits and milkshakes provide u protiens and vitamins which inturn gives u glowing comlexion...</p> <p>talkin of my routine...i wake up by arnd 4:40 am and read my prayers for about half an hour and then go for a long walk for abt 45mnts and then go gymming for abt 1 1/2hours....i return home by arnd 8.30 and leave for college by 9.30...i am back home by 5.00 and the rest of the time i spend with my absolutely adorable family </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/my_tips_for_skin_rejuvination~1059815/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>skinhealthbeautydietgood-lookshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/my_tips_for_skin_rejuvination~1059815/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/aids_or_alzheimer~1058590/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-22:/2006/08/22/aids_or_alzheimer~1058590/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:36:33 +0200 <p>The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"<br> "Mrs. Ward, please."<br> "Speaking"<br> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.<br> When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."</p> <p>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.</p> <p>"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"</p> <p>"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.</p> <p>"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."</p> <p>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"</p> <p>"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/aids_or_alzheimer~1058590/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>aidsalzheimer-swifedoctorhusbandhealthhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/aids_or_alzheimer~1058590/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/heights_of_bugging~1058583/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-22:/2006/08/22/heights_of_bugging~1058583/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:28:40 +0200 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=767348"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/348/767348_6b5c0eeedd_m.jpeg" alt="heights of bugging" title="heights of bugging" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/heights_of_bugging~1058583/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>artkidsbeautyphotographyhttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/heights_of_bugging~1058583/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/secrets_of_beauty~1058575/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-22:/2006/08/22/secrets_of_beauty~1058575/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:14:58 +0200 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=767334"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/334/767334_8ba6d4e014_m.jpeg" alt="born with beauty conscious" title="born with beauty conscious" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/secrets_of_beauty~1058575/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>artbeautykidshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/secrets_of_beauty~1058575/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/21/punctuation_is_powerful~1057195/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-21:/2006/08/21/punctuation_is_powerful~1057195/Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:56:29 +0200 <p>An English professor wrote the words:<br> "A woman without her man is nothing"<br> on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it Correctly.<br> All of the males in the class wrote:<br> "A woman, without her man, is nothing."<br> All the females in the class wrote:<br> "A woman: without her, man is nothing."</p> <p>Punctuation is powerful </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/21/punctuation_is_powerful~1057195/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>english-languagehttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/21/punctuation_is_powerful~1057195/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/21/why_do_men_die_younger~1057189/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-21:/2006/08/21/why_do_men_die_younger~1057189/Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:54:59 +0200 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=766018"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/018/766018_eaa237adf4_s.jpeg" alt="why do men die younger" title="why do men die younger" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=766019"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/019/766019_ee48cff5ef_s.jpeg" alt="1" title="1" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=766020"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/020/766020_b6226b0fcd_s.jpeg" alt="2" title="2" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=766021"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/021/766021_1b7b0ab5d7_s.jpeg" alt="3" title="3" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=766022"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/022/766022_9f6a980659_s.jpeg" alt="4" title="4" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/21/why_do_men_die_younger~1057189/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/21/why_do_men_die_younger~1057189/#commentshttp://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/11/my_personality_assessment_test~1031429/tag:rishansid.blog.co.uk,2006-08-11:/2006/08/11/my_personality_assessment_test~1031429/Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:48:57 +0200 <p> hey friends,warm greetings!!firstly hoping every nerve in all of ur bodies are feeling great..for the last few days i was trying to create a personality test...a sort of questionare answering which a invigilator could assess one's personality.i have named it hassans test, after my dad u c....jus chck it out....i know ther's lots of mistakes in here and for a fact its a bit too long....but i'll improvise with all ur wise guidance...</p> <p>HASSAN TEST<br> PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT TEST</p> <p>Given below are a few questions, answers of which have to be given by the subject. These answers would help us understand the subject’s personality better.</p> <p>Each question tries to put the subject in an imaginary situation. And also along with each question are a few options of which the subject would have to choose one for an answer. The subject would also have to explain why he/she chose one option over the others.</p> <p>We expect the subject to answer the questions in all earnest and honesty.</p> <p>“ANSWER AS TO WHAT YOU WOULD DO,<br> RATHER THAN WHAT YOU SHOULD DO”</p> <p>(ONLY FOR THE INVIGILATOR OR EXPERIMENTOR)</p> <p>Each question tries to assess MORAL, FAMILY, RELIGIOUS, MARITAL, FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL VALUES of the subject. And also tries to understand the ATTITUDE, AMBITION, SEXUAL FEELINGS and LOVE and BELONGING NEED of the subject.</p> <p>MORAL (M)<br> FAMILY VALUES (F)<br> RELIGIOUS VALUES(R)<br> ATTITUDE (A)<br> LOVE AND BELONGING NEED (L)<br> MARITAL VALUES (MG)<br> FINANCIAL VALUES (FNC)<br> AMBITION (AM)<br> SOCIAL VALUES(S)<br> SEXUAL FEELING (SX)</p> <p>NOTE: Only the experimenter/invigilator copy would have the above two paragraphs and also the value marking prior the questions.</p> <p>QUESTIONS</p> <p>(M) 1. Imagine that you are walking on the road and you suddenly find a 500 rupee note fallen on the road. What among the below would you do?</p> <p>(a) You would pick the 500 rupee note and spend it on yourself.<br> (b) You would pick the 500 rupee note and give it to your friend who is very well off financially.<br> (c) You would leave the 500 rupee note as and where it is thinking that someone else is going to pick it up.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(M)(SX) 2. Imagine that you are invisible for a day. What among these would you prefer doing?</p> <p>(a) Rob someone<br> (b) Attack someone physically(may be your enemy)<br> (c) Fulfill your fantasies(sexual)</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(M)(R) 3. Imagine that you have led a life full of sins. And you somehow get to feel that if you die, you are not going to leave this world as a happy and content man. Now imagine that you are traveling in a small airbus (plane) along with a 11 year old and a 65 year old. And suddenly you realize that there is a serious technical failure in the airbus you are traveling in. And to add to your misery you just can find only one rescue parachute which can carry a capacity of two people only. In short you would have to let one to die. What would you do?</p> <p>(a) You would let the 11 year old to die thinking that he has not seen the difficulties of life which is obviously very tough.<br> (b) You would put yourself to death.<br> (c) You would let the 65 year old to die thinking that he has already led a majority of his life.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(F)(A) 4. Imagine that you have got admitted into a reputed university. What among these would you wish to do for accommodation?</p> <p>(a) Reside at home with family<br> (b) Stay at the college hostel<br> (c) Stay with a select few of your friends in a room.<br> WHY?</p> <p>(M)(S) 5. Imagine god appears in front of you one day and tells you that you could lead the life of the people mentioned below exactly as they have led. You cannot add on and also not do anything that they have done. In short you would lead the life exactly as these personalities have done. Which of these personalities would you choose?</p> <p>(a) Osama Bin Laden<br> (b) George W Bush<br> (c) Saddam Hussain</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(A)(AM) 6. Imagine that you are a top notch cricket player and your team depends a lot on you. They feel a sense of psychological advantage when you are in the team. Now imagine that your team has entered the semifinals of a major tournament. And you are niggling a slight injury. The team doctor and physio reveal to you that if you play the semifinal and stress yourself you would become doubtful for playing cricket for few more weeks or even months. But if you sit out of the semifinal, you would give yourself enough time to recover fully from the injury to play the finals, if your team reaches so. Now what would you do?</p> <p>(a) Risk an injury and play the semifinals thinking that you would help your team reach the finals.<br> (b) You would sit out of the semifinal hoping and praying that your team reaches the finals, so that you can play then.<br> (c) You would play the semifinals with a mindset that wouldn’t stress yourself and hope your team the finals without you batting or bowling.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(F)(FNC)(AM) 7. Imagine that you have been living with your parents. You have finished your education, and expenses for all of which had been beared by your parents. You have two elder brothers, both of whom are living abroad with their families. They do not feel the need to get connected with you and your family. Your financial situation is a little tight and also your parents are getting aged. Now you find yourself in a situation wherein you have got a job offer which you think is the best that you can ever get. This is the kind of job you always wanted to do. But the problem is, your job posting would be abroad. Now what would you do?</p> <p>(a) You would reject the offer stating that your parents need you more than what you need the job<br> (b) You would accept the offer stating that you could financially aid your parents</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(R)(M)(SX) 8. Imagine that you have just one more day to live in this world. What among these would you prefer doing on that final day?</p> <p>(a) Spend the whole day on prayers.<br> (b) Spend the whole day helping the poor and the needy.<br> (c) Spend the whole day fulfilling your unfulfilled fantasies.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(MG)(L)(S) 9. Imagine that you have been married for 4-5 years. Suddenly one day you realize that your husband/wife has been having an extra marital affair. What would you do then?</p> <p>(a) Divorce your partner.<br> (b) Counsel your partner to forget the affair and hope to live happily together again.<br> (c) You would want to be a married couple for the society but would not bother with what your partner is doing.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(S)(F) 10. Imagine that you are working for national defense services. And it so happens that the terrorist hold your family members captive and they demand that you hand over important documents relating to national security. What would you do then?</p> <p>(a) Give the terrorists the related documents and free your family members<br> (b) Would sacrifice your family members for the sake of the nation</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(L)(MG)(SX) 11.Which of the following components in the options given below would you prefer having in a relationship with your life partner?</p> <p>(COMPONENTS INSPIRED BY STERNBERG)</p> <p>(a) You would want to have more of PASSION, CLOSENESS and SEXUALITY in your relationship.<br> (b) You would want to have more of ATTRACTION, DESIRE and COMPLEMENTARITY in your relationship.<br> (c) You would want to have more of PASSION, INTIMACY and COMMITMENT in your relationship.<br> (d) You would want to have more of COMMITMENT, CARING and SEXUALTY in your relationship.</p> <p>(S)(M)(A) 12. Which among the following situations would you prefer being in?</p> <p>(a) Soldier posted at the borderline, who is constantly held in shooting down enemies.<br> (b) Warden of a prison who executes convicted prisoners to death everyday.<br> (c) A rescue worker who accidentally happened to kill 8 people while rescuing them.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(A)(AM) 13. Imagine that you are a motor-racer by profession. One day you happened to have a very fatal accident. You narrowly escape death and are deeply bruised. Doctors advice you that, you continuing in the racing profession, would mean you risking your life. What would you do then?</p> <p>(a) Once recovered, you would continue being in the racing profession.<br> (b) Would quit racing and seek other profession.</p> <p>WHY?</p> <p>(FNC)(AM) 14. Imagine that you are employed in a handloom firm and your monthly salary happens to be Rs 10000. But according to company rules, if an employee works for 1 hour extra every working day, he/she would get additional Rs 4000. And if an employee works an extra one hour, 14 days a month he/she would get additional Rs 2000. What would you do as an employee?</p> <p>(a) Work for that extra 1 hour everyday and take home Rs 4000.<br> (b) Work for that extra 1 hour 14 days a month and take home Rs 2000.<br> (c) Would be content with the salary you are getting.</p> <p>THANK YOU</p> <p>TEST COMPILED BY RISHAN</p> <p>COPYRIGHT 2006©</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/11/my_personality_assessment_test~1031429/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://rishansid.blog.co.uk/2006/08/11/my_personality_assessment_test~1031429/#comments