HERE ARE SOME JOKES THAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH MY FELLOW BLOGGERS WHICH I HAVE HEARD OVER THE YEARS..

SAMBOO is buying a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please

SAMBOO calls british airways.
How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec, says the rep.

Thank you, says SAMBOO and hangs up.

SAMBOO was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected"
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: Yes

girl friend tells SAMBOO: "come home evening, nobody there".
But when he went her home evening, nobody was there.

What will SAMBOO do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

What will SAMBOO do if he wants an additional white sheet of
paper?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!

Why did 18 INDIANS go together to an adult movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure SAMBOO'S intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
What do you do when SAMBOO throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
How do you make SAMBOO laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on WednesdaY
What is SAMBOO doing when he holds his hands tightly over his
ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why does SAMBOO work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train him on Monday.
How did SAMBOO try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

Why does SAMBOO always smile during lightning storms?
HE thinks his picture is being taken.

Why does SAMBOO have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How can you tell when SAMBOO sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't SAMBOO dial 911?
HE cannot find the eleven on the phone

SAMBOO goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk,
What is that shiny object?
The clerk replies,
That is a thermos flask.
SAMBOO then asks,
What does it do?
The clerk responds,
It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.
SAMBOO says,
I'll take it!
next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His boss sees him and asks,
What is that shiny object with you?
He said, It's a thermos flask.
The boss then says,
What does it do?
He replies,
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The boss said,
Wow, what do you have in it?
SAMBOO replies,
2cups of coffee and a coke.